Top BOLLYWOOD Dialogues

1. Mai tumhare bachhe ki maa ban-ne waali hoon.

2. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho.

3. Batao, heere kahan hai.

4. Itne paisay tum kahan se laaye?

5. Mai tumhara yeh ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga

6. Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai

7. Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley

8. Gaadi roko, Driver

9. Watchman, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do

10. Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa

11. Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga

12. Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti

13. Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai

14. Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa to

15. Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai

16. Nahi tum jhoot bol rahey ho aisa nahi ho saaktaa keh do ki yeh jhoot hai

17. Police mere peeche lagi hui hai

18. Hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai

19. Kuttey kameene main tera khoon pee jaoonga

20. Doctor: Chawbees(24) ghantte tak hosh nahin aaya to .....

21. Boss!, maal versova beach pe theek bara baje aayega.

22. Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga.

23. Tune yeh kiya to tu mera mara muh dekhegi.

24. Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do.

25. Apne hathiyaar phenk do.

26. Gawaahon ke bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai

27. Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein

My Project Seminar...

Hummmm... So 2day der ws our first seminar of our prjct CROME... We also gav previously bt dat ws really disgustin.. In d previous seminar, v came to knw bout seminar date js 2days b4... Wht cud v do..?? No topic, no discussion.. nthng...


So Rahul (d team members r Me, Rahul, Soumitra n, Subodh), dnt knw frm whr he brought a bullish topic.. In dat it ws like, if u r busy in ny meeting n u cant rcv d cal.. d software wil cut d cal n inform d callee dat u r busy, wil cal u later.. really rubbish.. Bt wht v cud do at dat moment, v hd only dis topic.. Sumhw v med d ppt n den presented it on d date.. Our HOD sir saw our presentation.. n said.. "Ye kya hai Dhammadeep, ye to tum 20 din me khatam kar doge... Baki ka saal kya karoge fir.."... It ws really funny... Sir was expectin sum gud topic...

Wel den we thought :- NO... we gotta do sumthn to maintain our BAAT in front of HOD sir.. So den once again rahul came wid a superb topic called CROME (COMPUTER REINFORCED MULTIMEDIA EDUCATION SYSTEM).. Here we gonna mek 3D Java modules 4 e-learning.. Itz totally IEEE based.. N supposed to b one of d best topic in our class..


So.. js ystrday dat is on 13th Dec, v med ppt, did hell of d preparation.. n 2day (14th Dec) we gave d presentation.. N we gav our best.. I designed d ppt, n evry1 knw dat m very much sound in makin ppts... :)

External njoyd our presentation n took gr8 interest in it...

While designing d ppts.. d level of frustration ws exponentially increasing... We thought dat if ny sir asks us ny question, den we'll say... "Ya Sir.. We'll defntly think bout it..."... If sir asks r u going to implement dis n dat.. den we thought to say "Sir, this is the future scope of our project & wil try to implement ur suggestions in it soon..".. If ny student asks d ques. den we'll say "Tu mil baahar.. fir batata hun.."...

Bt Finally we did d best... n hoping for gud term work.. thnx... :)